Shipping policy

Shipping & Delivery

We offer free shipping on orders over $75. Because nobody needs another reason to be grumpy.

🌱 Order Processing

Once you've placed your order, we’ll get it moving. Orders are typically processed within 7–14 days.

During busy periods, things may take a little longer. We’re gardeners at heart β€” and unfortunately, we haven’t found a way to make everything grow faster.

πŸ“¦ Shipping & Delivery

Once your order has shipped, delivery usually takes 3–5 days, depending on your location and the shipping method selected at checkout.

Your order will make its way to you. Eventually. Hopefully with fewer delays than a tomato seedling waiting for summer.

πŸ”Ž Order Updates

Once your order ships, we’ll send you tracking information so you can keep an eye on its journey.

πŸ”’ Secure Checkout

Your payment is processed through a secure, encrypted checkout system, so your payment details are kept safe and sound.

🌦️ A Small Dose of Reality

Delivery times are estimates, not promises carved into stone.

Carrier delays, weather, busy periods and other things entirely beyond our control can occasionally slow things down. We’ll do our best to get your order moving, but once it leaves us, it’s in the hands of the delivery carrier.

Thanks for your patience β€” good things take time. Even slightly sarcastic gardening t-shirts.